Erasmus disease symptoms:

- you meet so many people you can't remember all of them

- Mondays are the new Fridays, Tuesdays are the new Fridays, Wednesdays... and so on

- you come to a point where you don't speak Spanish, English, German or Italian anymore, but all of them (which is, actually, a modern version of Sanskrit)

- what happened last night? Becomes your motto

- your fridge might be empty, but there will always be there a beer and a piece of cheese (??)

- maybe you don't learn the language of the country, but there's a word that you will: beer (or sör, whatever)

- do you remember what it is to iron your clothes? Me neither.

- what are all these people doing at my home?

- doing the laundry only works when you do not have any more clean underwear

- staying home is NOT an option

- “I should cook something… nope.” And then pizza

- your parents love you more now

-  you start doing things like singing in public, taking off your bra in the middle of a disco or carrying underpants in your handbag without any remorse

- you just point at a random place in the map around your city and think “So there is where I will be spending my weekend…!”

- your lifestyle starts including meeting new friends at 5 am while eating kebap or something

- you get depressed while thinking about what your life will be like next year

And so on, honeys. Please, add your owns ;)